Episodes

Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we're swooning, swearing, and slamming BRIDGERTON Season 2! We loved. We hated. And basically we died at this wildly evocative second season to Netflix's biggest hit. Kate and Anthony were the stuff of romance lover dreams. The rest...well, you'll just have to listen to find out. And if you want a refresher on what happened in the book first, don't forget to check out our episodes on THE VISCOUNT WHO LOVED ME: 14 & 15!
A correction from Alison: in the episode I say Johnathan Bailey is an Olivier Award nominee, but he's actually won the award for best actor!
S1E1; E2; E3; E4; E5; E6; E7; E8
S3: Part 1, Part 2
S4: Part 1
Brazen banter: Rabid dog energy! Anthony's speeches! A sponsorship suggestion! Incest porn?
Cat Scale: 1
Revolutionary Resources
Go Go Squeez
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Pride and Prejudice (1995)
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
Gilbert Blythe saving Anne Shirley
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION by Emily Henry. Alex and Poppy met in a very Harry Met Sally-inspired moment and then proceeded to spend 12 years being best friends and not boning even once. Never fear, dear listener, while Emily Henry makes you earn this HEA, it is more than worth it. We love these two hot dummies and we are Emily Henry stans for life. Enjoy this absolutely flawless contemporary romance!
Brazen banter: Daylight Savings! Emily Henry is a senior cat! Your karaoke song! Separate bedrooms for couples!
Cat Scale: 6.5
Revolutionary Resources
The Wicked Witch of the East, Bro!
When Harry Met Sally (trailer)
'Careless Whisper' - George Michael
'Mad Word' - Gary Jules
'Africa' - Wheezer
'Africa' - Toto
Tin House
Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
Buckeye Cookies
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Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re falling in love with MARRYING WINTERBORNE by Lisa Kleypas. We have ultimate nouveau riche department store owner and Welsh daddy, Rhys Winterborne, and possibly the nicest person on Earth and orchid lover, Lady Helen Ravenel. These two losers fall in love and get into scrapes all around Victorian London and the British countryside, while being incredibly soft for each other. Comrades, he builds a giant greenhouse in the middle of London for her. All aboard the Winterborne train!
Brazen banter: Hyena redemption arcs! Introducing Pa! Peppermint creams! Sexual tension in historical romance!
Cat Scale: 7
Revolutionary Resources
Matthew Goode (hot but wrong Rhys fancast)
Morgan Spector (hot and correct Rhys fancast)
Cat go pro videos
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair (meat-packing industry)
Pizzly bear
Young Alec Baldwin (complimentary)
Young Alec Baldwin (derogatory)
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Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we put our serotonin levels in the hands of contemporary queen Colleen Hoover with listener suggestion UGLY LOVE. Meet Miles, a broody airplane pilot who desperately needs therapy, and Tate, a nurse with a love of OJ and a refusal to take no for an answer. This book took us on a rollercoaster from angry to depressed to happy until we came out loving it. We think Colleen might be some sort of warlock, tbh.
Brazen banter: Seatbelt safety! Cosmic brownies! A conversation about whether Gatorade is a healthy drink!
Cat Scale: 1
Revolutionary Resources
George W. Bush's broken smallpox promise
National Highway Traffic Safety Association
Life with Derek
A Man Called Ove
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Hey pals! Today, Alison interviews Alison Cochrun, author of our first book of the year, THE CHARM OFFENSIVE! The Alisons talk about queer identity, neurodiversity, and mental health—and how the romance genre is a safe space to explore these identities. We also play a rousing game of Fuck, Marry, Kill and ask Alison to rate her next book on the cat scale.
Brazen banter: Taylor Swift fangirling! Queer holiday Hallmark movies! Trying to convince AC to write a queer paranormal romance!
Cat Scale: 6 (Alison C's rating for her upcoming book KISS HER ONCE FOR ME)
Revolutionary Resources
Romantically Inclined meme account
EW interview with Alison Cochrun
"I Don't Dance" - HSM 2
Queer Books We Discussed
Kiss Her Once for Me (preorder!)
The Charm Offensive
Red, White, & Royal Blue
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
I'll Give You the Sun
Count Your Lucky Stars
Boyfriend Material
Take a Hint, Dani Brown
Delilah Green Doesn't Care
The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics (listen to our episode now!)
The Care and Feeding of Waspish Widows
The Hellion's Waltz
Green Creek series
In the Event of Love (preorder!)
Season of Love (preorder!)
You're a Mean One, Matthew Prince (preorder!)
A Short Taylor Swift Playlist
Call It What You Want
Love Story
Enchanted
Back to December
cowboy like me
'tis the damn season
Connect with Alison Cochrun
Website
Instagram
Twitter
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over a 90s classic that is definitely a romance and not an action movie: THE MUMMY (1999), starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, playing Rick and Evie, respectively. Rick is a dashing rogue of a soldier/treasure hunter/general hot man and Evie is the super competent, super sexy archaeologist who steals his heart. Together, they'll find the ancient lost treasure of Hamunaptra, accidentally awaken its all-powerful mummy, and fight/kiss like hell to send him back to the Underworld. Though Rachel and Alison definitely were more than a little pro a Mummy/Rick/Evie threesome.
Brazen banter: Unnecessary sacrifices! The Brenaissance! Your bisexual awakening! A revelation about our fav animated film, THE PRINCE OF EGYPT!
Cat Scale: 8.5
Revolutionary Resources
George of the Jungle (1997)
Rachel Maksy: Watching "The Mummy" With an Actual Egyptologist
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over SAVANNAH'S SECRETS by Reese Ryan, a sexy workplace romance. Alison is joined by a special guest host as Rachel is off writing her dissertation. Our stomachs hurt after chatting about this book because we were laughing so hard and had so much fun. This one is a true delight about our gal Savannah, who is very good at her job but very bad at being a sleuth, and literal golden retriever/Black Thor, Blake, who is head over heels for her. Hope you enjoy as much as we did!
Brazen banter: The mile high club vs. the Greyhound bathroom club! Pant suits! ASMR!
Cat Scale: 2
Revolutionary Resources: Whatever romance novel you're reading this week!
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Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re diving back into THE VISCOUNT WHO LOVED ME by Julia Quinn. We left Kate and Anthony just before they're about to engage in their famed pall mall game, where they once again practice violence as foreplay. Kate takes control of Anthony's balls (pun intended) and Anthony finally decides that telling a girl you like her does not make you look like a fool. Enjoy the conclusion of the love story of these two dweebs!
Part 1: Ep. 14
Season 2
Brazen banter: How many tampons does a woman need in space? Anthony's foot fetish! Mrs. Featherington is actually Fran from The Nanny! Jerry Seinfeld to guest star in season 2 of Bridgerton!
Cat Scale: 5.5
Revolutionary Resources
The history of gendered colors
Etymology of the name Alison
The goat article
Jane Austen's ugly cap
100 Tampons
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Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Tuesday Feb 01, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over THE VISCOUNT WHO LOVED ME by Julia Quinn, the book that reeled us back into the romance genre and saved our souls at the beginning of the pandemic and second book/fan favorite of the massively popular BRIDGERTON series. This one stars Kate Sheffield (soon to be Sharma in the show) and Lord Anthony Bridgerton, fiery enemies to lovers who love to bicker almost as much as they love their families. We had so much fun talking about this one that the recording time ran away from us, so this will be a two-parter. Enjoy part 1!
Part 2: Ep. 15
Season 2
Brazen banter: A brief history of corgis! Justice for middle children! The new Spider-Man movie! Violence as foreplay!
Cat Scale: TBA
Revolutionary Resources
"Surface Pressure" (Encanto)
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Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Hey pals! Welcome to the finale of our recap of TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyer! We touch on all the most iconic parts of this book: the meadow scene, the vampire baseball scene (plus incredible soundtrack), the secret car chase in MIDNIGHT SUN. Most importantly, we believe that the majority of the problems in the Twilight saga would be solved if Edward and Bella just did the dirty. Enjoy, and start revving your engines for NEW MOON!
Part 1: Ep. 11; Part 2: Ep. 12
New Moon: Ep. 27, 28
Eclipse: Ep. 43, 44, 45
Breaking Dawn: Ep. 56, 57
Interview with Ilyana Kadushin: Ep. 102
Brazen banter: Alison's accidental run in with a fundamentalist cult! The Cullens: the next stars of a Fast and the Furious movie? Rachel's musings about European teenagers
Cat Scale: 9
Revolutionary Resources
Quileute Move to Higher Ground (DONATE HERE)
The Twilight rip off
Twilight short films
The River Flows in You by Yiruma
Hello, My Name is Loca
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Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we're feeding our teen vampire obsession with Part 2 of our series on TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyer. In today's episode, we have a lot of brooding on both Bella and Edward's parts until the vampire secret finally comes out and Bella and Edward officially fall in love (after spending a total of 72 hours with each other). We love it and we love them!
Part 1: Ep. 11; Part 3: Ep. 13
New Moon: Ep. 27, 28
Eclipse: Ep. 43, 44, 45
Breaking Dawn: Ep. 56, 57
Interview with Ilyana Kadushin: Ep. 102
Brazen banter: Veggie Tales! How to SING! The world's most delicious mushroom ravioli! Bear attack rankings!
Cat Scale: TBA
Revolutionary Resources
Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fund (DONATE HERE)
Sadie Hawkins Dance
Cullen Cars
I Will Eat Another meme
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Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re heading back to our romance roots with Part 1 of our discussion of TWILIGHT by Stephenie Meyer. Bella, the original YA heroine template, and Edward, her 117 year-old vampire boyfriend, swept the nation—and our hearts—almost twenty years ago. And now we’re bringing the fun to you. We have so much Twilight saga lore to share, behind the scenes movie info, banter, and overall joy (seriously, we laughed so much). We hope you enjoy this little look into our baby romance souls. And please remember to donate to the Quileute tribe with the link below!
Part 2: Ep. 12; Part 3: Ep. 13
New Moon: Ep. 27, 28
Eclipse: Ep. 43, 44, 45
Breaking Dawn: Ep. 56, 57
Interview with Ilyana Kadushin: Ep. 102
Brazen banter: The airspeed velocity of an unladen vampire! How Stephenie Meyer lured the Mormons in! Gaslighting, gatekeeping, and boy bossing!
Cat Scale: TBA
Revolutionary Resources
Quileute Tribe Move to Higher Ground (DONATE HERE!)
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Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over THE CHARM OFFENSIVE by Alison Cochrun. Meet Charlie, the star of a Bachelor-like show called 'Ever After', and his producer, Dev. Listen as they 'practice' date, travel the world, hold hands, puzzle, and fall in love—all while possibly promoting a Costco sponsorship? Anyway, these two are the cutest, and we hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed reading this book.
Brazen banter: Our viral TikTok! The electric carriage aesthetic revolution! Cat-Dog! Alison wants a certain someone to slide into her DMs!
Cat Scale: 3
Revolutionary Resources
Our viral cake TikTok
Average Joe: my ex is Fabio (7:50)
Walmart electric Cinderella carriage
Coca Cola Douche song
SNL New Orleans skit
Senior dog Instagram
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Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Hey pals! We’re loving ICE PLANET BARBARIANS by Ruby Dixon in today's episode. Georgie gets abducted by aliens and the next thing she knows she's the leader of a group of women stranded on an (you guessed it) ice planet. Never fear! She gets rescued by our 7'6'' blue alien chief, Vektal, who doesn't eat her, but instead eats her out. Watch them navigate this ice planet, have lots of a sex, and somehow prevent anyone else from dying by the end.
Brazen banter: How to win The Bachelor! Barbarian sex toys! The next animal we want to domesticate!
Cat Scale: 10
Revolutionary Resources:
Sleep paralysis book: Sing Me to Sleep by R.M. Virtues
Bachelor podcast
Travel pillow/blanket
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Saturday Dec 25, 2021
Saturday Dec 25, 2021
Hey fam! As a special holiday gift, we're releasing a bonus episode of us chatting about THE HATING GAME movie! This was a cute, holiday romcom with great chemistry between the two leads and enough Smurfs to keep us more than happy. Have you had a chance to watch yet? Tell us what you thought!
Brazen banter: Rachel's high school English class trauma! Weather appropriate clothing! Appreciating costume director, Astrid Brucker!
Cat Scale: 6.5
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Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over ROYAL HOLIDAY by Jasmine Guillory. We meet Vivian, a social worker based on Meghan Markle's mom and Alison's new personal hero, as she travels to a royal estate for the Christmas holidays. There she meets our guy Malcolm, the first Black Private Secretary to the Queen. Join us as we follow along on their whirlwind romance and discover why mature characters can sometimes make the best couples.
Brazen banter: Kristen Stewart's future Oscar win! Why we hate British food but love scones! The Aristocats!
Cat Scale: 1
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Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Hey pals! In this episode, we’re giggling over The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics by Olivia Waite. Join us as we swoon over Lucy, a Regency Era astronomer and all around sexy badass, as she translates a French book and seduces her patron/friend/lover, the very-talented-with-her-hands Catherine, Countess of Moth. We loved watching these ladies fall in love and generally just have a really healthy relationship filled with many orgasms and much feminism.
Brazen banter: The classic lesbian embroidery seduction technique! A rant against daylight savings! Whether the name Catherine counts toward the cat scale! Threesomes?
Cat Scale: 4
Revolutionary Resources
The Jeffrey Bezos Song
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Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Hey pals! Welcome to Part 2 of our episodes on THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS by Ali Hazelwood. If you haven't listened to Part 1 yet, head on over to listen to that first. If you have, buckle up for a wild ride as secrets are revealed, battles are fought and won, and Olive and Adam get their perfectly nerdy, perfectly adorable HEA.
Part 1: Ep. 5
Brazen banter: WWE throwdowns! Tube sock experiment! Boob bones! Dogs and children!
Cat Scale: 9
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Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
Hey pals! Today, we’re giggling over THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS by Ali Hazelwood. We had so much fun recapping this book that we looked up three hours into recording and realized it had to be two parts. Welcome to Part 1! Join us as we delve into the nerdy, fake dating deliciousness that is Dr. Adam Carlsen and [soon to be Dr.] Olive Smith as they live, laugh, love their way to their HEA, get their flu shots, drink lots of Starbucks, and science the shit out of life.
Part 2: Ep. 6
Brazen banter: Moose! A brief monologue about Henleys! The search for the best salt and vinegar chips!
Cat Scale: TBA in the next episode!
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Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Hey pals! Today, we’re raving over THE PRINCESS SWITCH 3, starring Vanessa Hudgens (x3). Join doppelgängers Stacey, Margaret, and Fiona as they switch places and fall in love once again--this time with a Christmas heist thrown in. This one is hands down the best movie in the trilogy and way sexier than any Netflix holiday movie has the right to be.
Brazen banter: Polar bear erotica! Catholic Church extortion! Morally gray heroes! Revolution!
Cat Scale: 10
Revolutionary Resources
The Grim Dystopia of The Christmas Prince, video by Jenny Nicholson ("When the revolution comes, where will the Christmas Prince hide?)
The polar bear picture
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